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Umbrella middle finger
Stick it to mother nature and her goddamn rain and wind and everyone else for that matter who wants to take shelter.  This is your safe haven during those storms and let em know it!
$48.49 via Firebox.com
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Ultra realistic action figures
Just like Woody in Toy Story once you get your hands on these Ultra realistic action figures all other toys will no longer get a look in. Enter the world of make believe and fantasy and use these awesome figurines to do battle with the forces of evil.
$225.00
via EnterBay.com
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Skull violins
These awesome violins cross the boundary of metal and classical music and are a must have for any musician who's awesomeness knows no boundaries.  Whether at a classical concert or metal gig you will be right at home in 'the pit' (see what we did there!) A twin Barbera Hybrid bridge give these instruments a full and rich that creates an amazing sound.  Look and sound cool at the same time!
$2,999.99
By ElectricViolinShop.com
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Wedding cake zombie bride
The zombie bride always gets her victim!! Never mind boring old wedding cake toppers how about these zombie figures! Perfect for any Rock or Metal fans wedding, every little detail for your big day taken care of including the cake done the way YOU WANT! We think this is cool and we're sure you'll agree.
$75.00
via Etsy.com
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Bat guitar
According to our source apparently this piece never made it the batman films due to it being too cool.  Instead batman has to be content knowing that he is only a rock God in the bat cave where this is kept.  Our source usually give us reliable information but on this occassion we've concluded he's just a lying twat. Read more
Death guitar
This has to be the most appropriate guitar for death metal we've seen so far. It's a guitar that features...death. Legend has it that this guitar once belonged to the Grim Reaper himself and that subsequent owners must assume this role*. *Bullshit Read more
Neal Moser 6
This custom guitar is owned by a lucky guy Jim Aspinall, built by Neal Moser. The guitar is in the 10/6 range. Specs:  Two piece laminated Mahogany neck, bound Ebony finger board with large pearl diamond inlays and a natural Ebony head plate. Mahogany wings. Grover Super Rotomatics with the Imperial head, Kahler Hybrid trem bridge, DiMarzio Super II bridge, DiMarzio PAF neck, chrome bezels, FULL MCS custom electronics, Qparts knobs.
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Playable guitar shirt
Too many blisters from playing air guitar? Forget to take your guitar to band practice? Wherever you are you can now play guitar on your shirt. Complete with working speaker and magnetic pick this t-shirt you will be the envy of any self respecting air guitarist or genuine Rock God!!!
$19.99
via ThinkGeek.com
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Beer for dogs
Mans best friend can now become your drinking buddy too! Your faithful pooch can now join you in a hooch on nights out and days in the boozer. Question is will he get a round in? Probably not but at least he can join in all your alchohol fueled shinanagans.
$16.22
via Amazon.com
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Python guitar
There's a snake on that there Bass guitar. We're betting the python get's randomly released into the audience during a set, just to inject a bit of fear into an audience and keep em on their toes. The Python Bass Guitar - for those with a love of snakes and guitars this is your dream. Read more
Guitar pick maker
.Never buy a guitar pick again!  Turn your old plastic into guitar picks with this custom hole punch.  Instead of throwing a handful of expensive picks out at the end of your next arena gig simply cut up bits of plastic instead, genius!  A great gift for musicians or for people who want to personalize their own music gear.
$39.95
via Amazon.com
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WTF guitar #2
Question: What do you get if you cross a crazy artist with a crazy guitarist? Answer: This mofo. Art meets guitar meets brilliance. Still...WTF!!!
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Bastard V Range No2
Another Neal Moser superb guitar. This one called the Bastard V no 2. This guitar looks like something straight out of hell and we're betting the sounds that come out of it sound like they belong there too! Epic!
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Right voice, wrong place
What's the saying...'Don't judge a book by it's cover'? Dead right. Check out this french girls audition on this televised national singing competition. Read more
The scientific 'accident' that could change the world - true
This definantely ROCKS!! Those boffins at UCLA have come up with a new device that will replace the battery. It comes on a type of carbon 1 micro thick, can power a mobile phone all day with 1 second of charging time and could power electric cars. Read more
Rifle guitar
Ready...aim...rock!! Get ready to blow your audience away. No more bad gigs due to an uninterested audience right, you DEMAND their attention right! Read more
Ozzy scares people at the waxworks
LOL, we laughed at this...check out Ozzy scaring people at the wax works. Funny :) Read more
Metal genres...explained
Cracked.com have a good attempt at explaining away all those endless categories of Heavy Metal.  Want just the facts followed by a detailed analysis of the birth of metal and beyond.  Question is do you agree or do you fancy an argument?
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Slayer goes to church
SLLLAAAYYYEER goes to church, funny as hell, don't miss this!! Read more
Justice for Kurt Cobain
There are some strange circumstances and unanswered questions surrounding the death of Kurt Cobain. This information has been the subject of books, television shows, radio shows, quite a few magazine and newspaper stories, even a film. Was Cobain murdered? This site organizes as much of the documented information, research, and media coverage as possible. Fans of Nirvana will love the depth of investigation that this site has gone to but we think makes an interesting read for anyone interested in conspiracy theories etc. Read more
Eagle acoustic guitar
Half eagle half acoustic guitar 100% awesome! This is the Folk Legend guitar by Pete McGuilton so called as it features all icons of Americana on the instrument, the flag, liberty bell, congressional coat of arms.
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Friday 13th guitar pick
Have a killer performance with this Friday The 13th guitar pick that will have your audiencedying for more. Inspired by the iconic horror flick’s ominous hockey mask, these Friday The 13th Guitar picks come in a pack of six, and are perfect for musically talented serial killers.
$5.99
via Amazon.com
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WTF Guitar #1
As an instrument quite impressive, as a chick magnet it failed miserably. So far this is our WTF guitar of the day. Right smartass let's see you play this one... Read more
Millennium falcon guitar
Geek meets Rock star with this amazing Star Wars Millennium Falcon guitar!  Fully working guitar parts plus sound effects and falcon lights including an R2D2 headstock.  Take stage and blow away the audience with your music and keep em in awe with how cool this is.  We love it here at HBM!!
$5,000.00+
via YouTube.com
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National Slayer day
s of Slayer this site gets our approval.  The International day of Slayer gets our thumbs up.
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